Well this gal thinks so.
chick cries a fucking LOT! I have like four reasons for
but she has reasons I have to look up in a dictionary! Lineal tears?
Is that like how many board feet of tears she cried this 28-day mentrual cycle or something?
a friend she would be. She sees someone she hasn't seen in years, makes
that weird, girl-squeal noise, hugs the startled and alarmed chick (who
is, by then, thinking, "God, it's that fucking psycho-chick from that
community college, adult ed class on mushroom identification! Why does
she know my name?!?!") and then says "Wait! I need a phial to collect
these tears of reunion!"
Which is not weird at all!
would be her friend though. I like crazy people. "This is my friend
Sally. If she wants to collect any of your body fluids, it's okay. It's
for sciencey reasons. Not like perverted or voodoo reasons. I mean she's
not going to, like, brine her chicken in your tears or anything." And
my friends would give her that smile where they raise their eyebrows up
Sometimes I don't think my explanations necessarily make people feel less weirded out by whatever just happened.